“You might belong in Gryffindor,
Where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve and chivalry
Set Gryffindors apart”

“You might belong in Gryffindor,
Where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve and chivalry
Set Gryffindors apart”

THE BIG BANG THEORY

Astronomy professor: Please explain the big bang theory.

Me:

Astronomy professor:

Me:

Astronomy professor:

Me:

Astronomy professor:

Me:

Astronomy professor:

Me: Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait... the Earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools, we built a wall, we built the pyramids!! Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries, that all started with the big bang! HEY!

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Mentalmente nada, eu corijo a pessoa na cara dura, e se ela achar ruim, eu ainda pergunto, quem é que ta errado? eu ou voce?

E está escrito “corijo”  no post, ou seja, um burro tentando corrijir outro kk

No comentário acima está escrito “corrijir”,corrigir não é com j e sim com g kk’ 

E esse de cima corrigiu o segundo, o segundo corrigiu o post, mas NINGUÉM PAROU PRA NOTAR QUE NO PRIMEIRO COMENTÁRIO o burro disse “corijo”

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